R.I.P, qpdbv.

So it is with a heavy heart that I retire this tiring blog. I find that I do not like writing for the public on a kind-of-regular basis.

That's all for now, and forever for this blog. I apologize to the microscopic number of qpdbv fans.

But hey, you can still check out my other blog =P

Peace =) Love ♥ and Whatnot .___.

Apologies. Please accept them.

Due to a crapload of homework, and the management finishing the homework she did not do, and hopefully that way she will be eligible for extra credit points, this site has not been updated since Friday, and even today is not a real post. For that the management apologizes and would like to commiserate with the six followers who have been following this site (seriously, six?!? The management is a failure).

The management would just like to announce that season 4 of The Guild is coming out this summer!!! =D As a fan, I am very much excited.

You can watch The Guild here.

YAY GUILD YAY SEASON 4 YAY.

-The Management

A parody of "Poker Face"

I need to finish all my homework for L.A
Finish all of it then after I can get an A
I need to finish all my L.A and hopefully my math
Finish all of it, no fail is what I’ve got

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’ll get it done, show them what I’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I’ll get it done, show them what I’ve got

Can’t read my, can’t read my,
No one can read my writing
Language arts (and some of science review)
Can’t read my, can’t read my,
No one can read my writing
Calculus (and some of William Shakespeare)

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la language arts,
Ma-ma-ma math.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la language arts,
Ma-ma-ma math.

Can’t read my, can’t read my,
No one can read my writing
Test review (and quadratic formulas too)
Can’t read my, can’t read my,
No one can read my writing
Might as well (type it and then print it out)

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la language arts,
Ma-ma-ma math.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la language arts,
Ma-ma-ma math.

A parody of "You Belong with Me"

You’re on chat with your girlfriend, you’re upset,
You two can’t seem to find the two x-intercepts,
Because she doesn’t excel at math like I do.

I’m in my room,
It’s a typical Tuesday night,
I’m playing the RPG's she doesn’t like,
And she’ll never read webcomics like I do.

But she wears Hollister, I wear t-shirts,
She was in the school play, and I look awkward,
Thinking about the day when you finally realize
What you’re looking for was ‘xkcd’ this whole time.

If you could see that I’m the one who always helps you
With your science and sometimes with your math too, just see-e-e
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Walk down the hall with you and your Levi’s jeans,
I can’t help smirking just a little bit geekily,
Reading 1984, thinking to myself,
“Hey isn’t this easy?”

And you have a smile that can light up this whole hall,
I haven’t seen it in awhile because I’m not that tall,
You say you have an ‘A’ I know you better than that,
Hey what are you doing with a girl like that?

But she wears lip gloss; I’m too lazy to,
She was in the school play and her current GPA is 2
I’m thinking about the day when you finally realize,
What you’re looking for was a ninja this whole time.

If you could see that I’m the one who always helps you
With your science and sometimes with your math too, if you could see-e-e,
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Oh I remember you were facebook-chatting me in the middle of the night,
I’m the one who calms you down when you think your grade will die,
I know your favorite bands, your nerdy quirks and favorite songs,
It’s on your Facebook wall and I’ve been checking all along.

If you see that I won’t try to understand you,
Too busy reading xkcd to see-e-e,
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